This is the word that women use to end an argument when they are right and you just need to shut up.
2) Five Minute
If she is getting dressed, this really means another half an hour. Five minutes is only truly five minutes if YOU have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This usually means that there is in fact something and that you should be for-warned and be on your toes. Most arguments that begin with a "nothing" usually ends with a "fine".
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, not it is a non-verbal statement that is often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means that she thinks you are an idiot and is wondering why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" usually means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you should pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you. DO NOT QUESTION, or faint. Just say you're welcome. ( I want to add that this is TRUE, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is in fact PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You're welcome". That will bring on a "Whatever"..) .
8) Whatever
It is a woman's way of saying F-YOU!
9) Don't Worry About It, I got it."
Another dangerous statement that usually means that this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will only result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer back to #3.
This whole note made me laugh the entire time. It is quite truthful though. Men, educate yourself. Ok? Thanks.
